1 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:19,236 [electric buzzing] 2 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:43,782 ♪ If you do want me Gimme little sugar ♪ 3 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ If you don't want me ♪ 4 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,526 ♪ Don't lead me on girl ♪ 5 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:52,661 ♪ But if you need me,Show me that you love me ♪ 6 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:57,579 ♪ And when I'm feeling blue And I want you ♪ 7 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:03,019 ♪ There's just one thing That you should do ♪ 8 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,456 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 9 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,110 ♪ Oh, my baby ♪ 10 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,633 [on car stereo] ♪ To show me ♪ 11 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:09,808 ♪ That you're mine girl ♪ 12 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,375 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 13 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,943 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 14 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:14,944 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 15 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,424 -Oh, did you bring the turmeric? 16 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,429 -Me? 17 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:24,693 -It's just us in the car. 18 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,478 -Right... -Mm. 19 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,915 -I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't--I didn't bring it. 20 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,309 No, I thought-- I thought it would-- 21 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,615 I thought it was on your list. I thought-- 22 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,835 -Baby, you said you wanted to be more involved. 23 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,228 -And I do. -You do. 24 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,230 But you didn't bring the turmeric? 25 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,712 -I did not. -Okay, well, 26 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,105 then we're going to have to get a divorce. 27 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,806 -That feels right. 28 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,721 -It's a shame. -Yeah. 29 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:56,290 -It's been fun. -It's been a great time. 30 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,161 You know, I would have rather gotten a divorce 31 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,555 over paprika or something spicy. 32 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:04,559 [laughing] 33 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,952 ♪ Show me That you're mine girl ♪ 34 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,652 ♪ Oh, right ♪ 35 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:14,134 [music continues] 36 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,363 -What time are they coming? 37 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,322 -Melanie said she's going to cook dinner. 38 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,932 -Oh. She any good? 39 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,413 -I don't really think so. [laughter] 40 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,023 -Just pretend to like it. -No, what? Of course. 41 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,590 What? I would never just like... 42 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,287 -You look at your plate at dinner parties 43 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,246 sometimes like you've been poisoned. 44 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,725 No, that is only when I don't know what's happening. 45 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:43,337 -No, if I'm prepared going into it, then I can deliver. 46 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,512 Watch. 47 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:48,255 “Mm, oh my God, Melanie. 48 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:52,041 "This food is unreal. 49 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,957 "You know, I've read your cookbook six times. 50 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,438 Turmeric, what a stroke of genius." 51 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,398 -[Debs] Be nice to her. -[Josh] Of course I'll be nice. 52 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,402 [Josh] Hey, Mitchey! 53 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,274 -Hey, Josh. 54 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,145 -Oh, man. -Hey. 55 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:09,754 -Bring it in, brother. -Yeah. 56 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,974 -Yeah, yeah. Oh. 57 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:13,584 -Hey. You look great. -Huh. 58 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,542 -You got to put some chains on these tires 59 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,021 if you're going to be off-roading. 60 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,372 -Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for the BMW. 61 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,200 [car door closes] -You're so gorgeous. 62 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,288 -Ah, hey... -What's different? 63 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,680 -Same old stuff. 64 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,117 -No, it's something fun. 65 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,554 Did you see my doctor? 66 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:27,772 -No. -What is it? 67 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,513 -Ah...abject depression? 68 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:30,993 I don't know. I'm really not sure. 69 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,299 -I got it. No, no, no. -You sure? 70 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,517 -Oh, yeah. -'Cause I can do it. 71 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,910 -Oh, my gosh! -Sweetie. He knows 72 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,433 -how to carry groceries. -You just keep it vertical. 73 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,479 -It's something he's done probably most of his life. 74 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,003 [snowball thrown] 75 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,484 -[Mitch] Really? Serious? 76 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,529 -Why do you look like you're dressed for a funeral? 77 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,748 -[Mitch] Why do you look like Winona Ryder 78 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:47,879 during her klepto phase? 79 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,317 -[laughs] -[mocking laugh] Come here. 80 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,535 -You're so funny. 81 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:52,710 -Can't you ever start with something nice, 82 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:53,842 -like, “Hey, -Oh. 83 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,191 Mitch, you look so well rested.” 84 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,714 -You do. -You're my best friend. 85 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,499 -Let me get this. -“Have you been working out?” 86 00:03:58,629 --> 00:03:59,935 I mean, I haven't, but you could lie. 87 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,589 -[Debs] You look great. 88 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,112 -[Mitch] Thank you. -[Debs] I just don't understand 89 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,896 why you didn't change the outfit. 90 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,898 -[Mitch] Well, I didn't know we were vacationing 91 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:07,986 in Santa's workshop. 92 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,598 [Debs laughs] 93 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,164 -[Josh] Right. My turn. Ready? 94 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,776 [present shaking] 95 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,605 -A puppy. -[laughter] 96 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:22,131 -Whoa. Oh, my goodness, babe. -[Mitch] Whoa, yes. 97 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,046 -You like it? -These are so hard to find. 98 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:24,742 -I know. -[Josh] And very expensive. 99 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,135 I know. 100 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,398 -Thank you. -Of course. 101 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,835 Wow. Mm. 102 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,360 -Okay, okay. Uh, my turn. 103 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,797 -Oh, I hope you like it. 104 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,407 You're so hard to shop for. 105 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:43,152 -Oh. Wow. It's-- 106 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,240 -It's a shirt. -Wow. 107 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,242 [Melanie giggles] 108 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,548 Mmm! 109 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,465 -It's for going out. -Uh-huh. 110 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,075 -Remember you said you wanted to go out more 111 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,511 -so I-- -Uh-huh, yeah. 112 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,469 -Need something for that. -Great brand. 113 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,383 -Yeah. -Really great brand. 114 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,558 -And color. 115 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:58,689 -I love this. 116 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,997 -[Melanie] You do? -Yes, I love it. 117 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,172 -You'll wear it? -Yes. 118 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,001 -To the club? Yeah? -Uh-huh. 119 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,524 [glass dinging] 120 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,699 -[clears throat] -Cheers. 121 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,527 -Yes. -Mm-hm. 122 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:14,575 -Um, thank you all for being here for this 123 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:17,752 Christmas-New-Year-thingamajig weekend, 124 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,754 so that we don't have to spend time with our families... 125 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:20,929 -Hallelujah. 126 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,497 -...where we will be relaxing... -Yes. 127 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,673 -...hiking in the wee hours of the morning. 128 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,631 -Not me. -Didn't you just say relaxing? 129 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:31,418 -...and we will be trying to generally forget 130 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:35,160 about politics, Texas, global warming, 131 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,338 and all the other things that ruin the possibility 132 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,514 -of a pleasant existence. -Mm-hm. 133 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,040 -To old friends. 134 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:48,435 To his lucky break. 135 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,132 And to my lucky break. 136 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,396 -Cheers. -Cheers. 137 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:58,096 -Mm! [laughter] -[glasses clink] 138 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,620 [distant lively chattering] 139 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,882 -[Debs] Six a.m., meet me out front. 140 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,144 If we don't get to the top [indistinct]. 141 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,191 [digital clock alarm beeping] 142 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:11,893 [digital clock alarm stops] 143 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,591 [birds chirping] 144 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,072 [bed creaks] 145 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:24,558 [♪ ♪ ♪] 146 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:35,046 ♪ Morning calls With its pale light ♪ 147 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:41,052 ♪Will it call the wanderer [indistinct]♪ 148 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,883 ♪ And I wonder how ♪ -[Debs blows raspberry] 149 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:49,583 ♪ Set a lone eye ♪ 150 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:55,632 ♪ Lingers in my mind Fails to taste from ♪ 151 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,373 -What time you be back? 152 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,549 -Um, hour or so. 153 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,421 Gotta make it to the top. 154 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,726 -When you get back? 155 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,728 -Ah, I don't know. 156 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,600 Like an hour and forty-five minutes round trip, 157 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,993 give or take five depending on the wind. 158 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,561 [smooches] Sure you don't wanna come? 159 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:15,522 -[chuckles] Mm-mm. No. -Okay. Love you. 160 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:16,740 -Love you. -[Mitch] Bye. 161 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,046 -Bye-bye. 162 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,967 [door opens] -Okay. 163 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,098 -You're late. 164 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,274 -We both know that's impossible. Let's go. 165 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,451 I mean, you don't care if your mouth smells like it, 166 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,409 but your hand, that's where you cross the line? 167 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,237 -Yeah, then no one knows I smoke. 168 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,587 -[Mitch] Debs, everyone knows you smoke. 169 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,241 ♪ Open wide ♪ 170 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,766 ♪ The sun on me ♪ 171 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:48,032 ♪ In the bonds Of the day light ♪ 172 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,817 ♪ Turn around ♪ 173 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,472 -Mine's gonna be better than yours. 174 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,607 Mitch! Stop it! 175 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,349 What?! That is so uncalled for. 176 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,307 -Remember when I showed up at a shoot 177 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,222 and you were like, “I know what I want to do. 178 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,702 I want to be an asshole.” 179 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,488 -I fell in my own pee! 180 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,011 -Can I ask you a personal question? 181 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,403 And I don't want you to get upset. 182 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,362 -Yes. -Do you need a pep talk? 183 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,059 -No. Don't do it. 184 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,931 -I am smart. 185 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,410 -I am going to let you read it when it exists. 186 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,891 -I am talented. -[Debs] Ah. 187 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,937 -I have very interesting world views, 188 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,591 and the only thing holding me back 189 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,984 is my lower-than-average self-worth, 190 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,291 given my higher-than-average personal expectations. 191 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,032 -Yeah, that is correct. 192 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,207 -My friend Mitch 193 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,861 -loves me dearly... -Yes. 194 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,951 -...and will read any draft at any time. 195 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,477 -Thank you and amen. 196 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,696 -[Mitch] Amen. 197 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:43,827 -[Debs] Can I ask you a question? 198 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,350 -Shoot. -Why didn't you wear 199 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:46,569 your new silk shirt? 200 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,877 -Jesus, who am I, David fucking Hasselhoff? 201 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,531 -It was a very optimistic gift. 202 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,880 -[Mitch] And Josh. 203 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,055 Josh calling me Mitchey. 204 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,535 -No! -No. 205 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,319 -I'm very sorry. -Because like only you 206 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,973 and my mom can call me that. 207 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:02,542 [distant crow cawing] 208 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,761 Do you, uh, know where you're going? 209 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,197 -It's a shortcut. 210 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:09,549 Come on. Hurry. 211 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,334 [birds chirping] 212 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,857 [tree creaking] 213 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,294 -You know what's super interesting 214 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,515 about this path is it's not a path at all. 215 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,777 Oh, God. 216 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:26,783 Hey. 217 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,787 [whispers] Hey, you're gonna get Lyme disease. 218 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,271 [whispers] Why is he looking at me? 219 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,842 -[Debs] [whispers] Oh, my god. Wow. 220 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:46,498 [tree creaking, cracking] 221 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,674 Oh, shit. 222 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,240 -[Debs] Ah! -[Mitch] Duck! 223 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:51,112 [tree thuds] 224 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,768 [echo of thud] 225 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,816 -[Debs] God. They're never going to believe us. 226 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:00,904 -Of course they will. 227 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:01,905 -I mean we... -We have cuts. 228 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,690 -...literally could have died. 229 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,735 We were just like inches. 230 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,345 Just inches from death. 231 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,869 -I need--I need a sec. 232 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,566 -Do you think God is trying to tell us something? 233 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,915 -Yeah. 234 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,264 Stay on the path. 235 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,704 He hath arisen. 236 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,010 -Eh, it's too early. 237 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,751 He's probably just peeing. 238 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,840 -Oh, wow. 239 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,059 Hey, bud. 240 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,843 Not bad. 241 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,367 Is he flexing or is he just like that? 242 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,239 -He's just like that. 243 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,327 -Asshole. 244 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,068 [laughs] 245 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:39,726 -Jesus, Josh, go under the covers first. 246 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,510 Honey, we can see you. 247 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468 Get under the covers. 248 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,646 Don't look. 249 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,914 -Is that... 250 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,743 -I'm sorry. What? 251 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,358 -They can't be. No. 252 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:12,889 I think I'm gonna be sick. [coughing] 253 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,545 -You motherfucking piece of shit. 254 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,678 Stop it right now! 255 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,683 -Wait...wait...wait! 256 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,727 -Hey! 257 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,817 -Wait. Just wait. -[muffled] What are you doing?! 258 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,080 -Wait. -[muffled] We have to stop them! 259 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,256 -[indistinct] -The longer we wait, 260 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,999 the longer your fucking wife gets to fuck my fucking husband. 261 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,261 Let me go! 262 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,393 -Damn it. Stop. 263 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,570 [both groan] 264 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,963 -Okay, just calm down. -What are you doing? This is not 265 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,008 -what you do right now. -Just shut up! Okay? 266 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,793 -What? Why are you...? 267 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,882 -Just shut up and listen. 268 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,840 -Mitch. -Listen for one second, okay? 269 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:51,841 Think about what's about to happen. 270 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,713 We go in there, we confront them. 271 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,105 They end up leaving us for each other. 272 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,934 They try it out for two months but it doesn't work out. 273 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,154 So they beg us to come back to them. 274 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,591 But we are too bitter and angry to say yes. 275 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:07,030 So each one of us ends up depressed, angry, and lonely, 276 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:11,469 masturbating on our couches. Because of this moment. 277 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,865 Because of how we handle this moment right here. 278 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,998 -Mitch, I can't pretend I didn't see it. 279 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,564 How can you pretend you didn't see it? 280 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,567 -I don't fucking know, Deb. I don't fucking know. 281 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:23,917 -But all I'm asking... -This does not... 282 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,137 -All I'm asking is that you just, 283 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,793 just give me the time to think about it. 284 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,796 I'm just asking you not to go in there 285 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:37,060 and blow up both of our lives 286 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,542 before we have had a chance to plan next steps. 287 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,023 That's it. That's it. 288 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,983 [sighs] Just wait. 289 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,901 [both panting] 290 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,426 -Okay. -Okay. 291 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,646 -Okay. -Okay. 292 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,258 -Okay. 293 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,479 [Debs] God. 294 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,011 -What time did they say? 295 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,447 -Uh, should be about now. 296 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,362 -Okay. You take cream? 297 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,016 -Black. 298 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,670 -Here. 299 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,150 -Look. 300 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,151 -Hey. 301 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,023 [door opens] 302 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,982 -They're here. -[Mitch clears throat] 303 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,635 -[Melanie] Baby. -[Josh] Hey, there she is. 304 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,202 -[Melanie] You're back! -[Josh] Oh. 305 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,030 -[Melanie] Did you make it to the top of the mountain? 306 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,989 [upbeat music] 307 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,165 -[Mitch] Cop? -Yeah, an undercover cop. 308 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,688 -Oh, my god. -Your best friend in high school 309 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,863 was an undercover cop. 310 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,039 -Only I didn't know that at the time. Right. 311 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,173 Only later after the drug bust, the school admitted that Gerald 312 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,088 was not, in fact Gerald. 313 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,655 -[Melanie] You guys, you... you...you did drugs together? 314 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:51,874 -Hell, yeah. -[Melanie chuckles] 315 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:52,701 -[Josh] Yeah. I mean, if you wanted it, 316 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,007 Gerald could get it, man. 317 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,312 That was [indistinct chatter echoes] 318 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,749 -Is anyone else cold? 319 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,664 I'm just freezing. 320 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,146 -I'm okay. 321 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,234 -I don't think the heater's blowing, actually. 322 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,975 -I was going to call if that's-- -I'll just call. 323 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,282 -[Josh] Okay. -[Melanie] Thank you. 324 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,326 -[Debs] Okay. -Thanks. 325 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,244 Um, you know, the hardest part about it was I lost a friend. 326 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,811 -[Melanie] Oh, I didn't even think of that. 327 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,247 -Hi, Gary. -[Gary] Hello. 328 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,293 -So hard to make friends in high school, you know? 329 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,904 -Well, not for you, I'm sure. [chuckles] 330 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,951 -These are your renters at 24167 Oak Grove? 331 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,300 -And how did you find out? 332 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,997 -Excellent question. How did I find out? 333 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,042 -The heat's broken. 334 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,652 -Mail. In the microwave... -Oh. 335 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,175 -...under a different name. 336 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,785 Uh, wouldn't always respond to his first name 337 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,743 in, like, a normal amount of time. 338 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,962 -Freezing. Yeah. 339 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:36,963 -He lived alone. 340 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,094 -[laughs] 341 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,444 -[laughs] Come on. 342 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:45,145 -No offense, but, like, yeah. 343 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,669 Yeah, any idiot would sort of know at that point. 344 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,714 -So it's homecoming, right? 345 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,065 And I just know something's about to go down 346 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,675 because, like, he's being weird. 347 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,285 -This evening? Are you kidding? 348 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,679 We're going to freeze to death by then. 349 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,728 Uh, yep. We will most likely survive, Gary. 350 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,555 -[Gary] There's extra blankets - Mm-hm. 351 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,992 -in all the closets. 352 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,472 -Thank you, sir. 353 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,170 Uh, yeah, thanks. 354 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,171 [phone thuds] 355 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,655 -Well, he said there may be a storm tonight, 356 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,484 so we should chop some wood and use the fireplace 357 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,312 until the repair guy can get here. 358 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,793 -Okay, well, yeah, me and Mitch will chop wood 359 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,142 while you guys go for supplies. 360 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,275 -When who goes for supplies? 361 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:32,757 -When you and Melanie go into town to get groceries. 362 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,238 -Oh, I think Mitch and I should go. 363 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,327 -Yeah. -Melanie cooked. 364 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,112 -She should rest. -Oh, no. No, no, it's fine. 365 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,548 I have some spices to get. Right, baby? 366 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,897 So it's better if I'm there. 367 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,073 -Yeah. And me and Mitch, we're going to chop wood, 368 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,553 because Mitch has never done it before. 369 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,948 -So the women cook and the men chop wood? 370 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,515 -Babe, do you want to chop wood? 371 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,562 -No, it's fine. 372 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,129 Whatever. 373 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,261 I'm going to go for a ciggy. 374 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,046 -Oh, but you'll miss the end of the story. 375 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,743 -I've heard this one. 376 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,703 [door opens, closes] 377 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,402 -So I took the microphone and I say, 378 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,796 “Hey, man, no brother of mine would ever trick these kids 379 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,582 into selling drugs for a pay check.” 380 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,933 So I turn to the audience, I say, 381 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,108 “[Debs mouth the words] This guy is not 382 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,849 your homecoming king. 383 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,983 In fact, this guy isn't even Gerald.” 384 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:28,900 [low rumbling of engine] 385 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,210 -So, do you go back to work next week, 386 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,429 -or do you get a few days off -I go back on Monday. 387 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,996 -after New Year? -I don't really get time off. 388 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:37,997 -And is it still the same... 389 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,433 -editing? Editing, yeah. -Editing, yeah. 390 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,001 Other people write the books, and I edit them. 391 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,567 -[chuckles] 392 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,266 -Oh, yeah, for now. 393 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,007 -Well, I mean, your first book was... 394 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:52,141 it was...it's so sad. 395 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,100 -Thank you? -Oh, yeah. 396 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,884 Yeah, very depressing. 397 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,062 -Right. -[chuckles] 398 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,068 -It's normal for second books 399 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,591 -to take a while. -Oh, my gosh. 400 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,680 Yeah, absolutely. 401 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,814 It--it--it took me months to get out my second cookbook. 402 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,208 [laughs] And you know what? 403 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,775 Actually, when I was about to give up, 404 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:21,475 I heard the most incredible thing on the radio from Cher. 405 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,695 She was talking about how there's always so much pressure 406 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,393 put on the sophomore album, but at the end of the day, 407 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,961 the only person's opinion [fades] is your own. 408 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,704 -Hm. 409 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,707 -I turned in my book the next week. 410 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,276 [car tire screech] Oop. 411 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,848 -I hope to be managing my own fund one of these days. 412 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,502 Working for myself, like you. 413 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,244 Instead of always just working for the man. 414 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:53,811 -Why don't you just quit? 415 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,205 -Well, I just got promoted. 416 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,773 Figure ten more years never hurt anybody. 417 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,036 [laughs] 418 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,429 -A fund. 419 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,213 -Yes. 420 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,172 -You know, this is going to sound crazy 421 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,044 because you've actually been talking about it for years, 422 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,741 but, like, if I really hum on it, 423 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,614 I do not think... 424 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,833 Yeah, I don't think I actually know what you do, man. 425 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,096 [laughs] 426 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,315 [Josh strains] 427 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,887 -Oh, do you have any dietary restrictions? 428 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,497 -No, not that I'm aware of. 429 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,630 -And Josh, I think he said he's not on meat right now. 430 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,501 Right? 431 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,024 -When did he say that? He loves meat. 432 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,331 He eats meat all the time. 433 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,333 -Oh, maybe I misheard. 434 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,903 We'll get fish just to be safe. 435 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,427 [gasps deeply] Streamers! 436 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,907 -I'm going to get you all set up. 437 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,213 Hey, yo. Way. 438 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,519 Shit. Man. 439 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,654 -[laughing] I'm just...a little, 440 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,222 uh...a little rusty, I guess. 441 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,488 Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,230 -I gotta tell you, man, since me and Debs 443 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,535 started spending every other weekend 444 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,363 -in the country... -Yeah. 445 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,583 -...my whole outlook on life has changed. 446 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193 -From what to what? 447 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,803 -It's like from being an ant to being a deer. 448 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:13,978 -Mm. -Yeah. 449 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,545 From being a cog in the wheel 450 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,591 to the man driving a tractor, you know? 451 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,810 -Yeah. 452 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,073 -It has done wonders for our relationship 453 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,165 -You guys having trouble? 454 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,472 -...learn a new language, travel more, 455 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,822 master the art of the casserole. 456 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,954 Do you have any? 457 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,042 -No. 458 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,958 -[Melanie] None? 459 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,177 -The groceries are on me, by the way. 460 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,961 -No, on me. 461 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:43,182 Mitchey gave me his black card. [chuckles] 462 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,575 Oh! And I want to get pregnant finally. 463 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:52,365 And for Mitch to be happier, I'd like to help him do that. 464 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,628 -Is he not happy? 465 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,979 -Oh, he's just stressed at work, I think. 466 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,198 -Right. 467 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,982 -But he's back on the antidepressant 468 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,984 so that's positive. 469 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,116 -He didn't tell me that. 470 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,640 -He's just a little bit embarrassed. 471 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,730 So it's our little secret. [slight chuckle] 472 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,341 -Yeah, it's our little secret. 473 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,429 [bottles clank] 474 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,865 -Who isn't, right? 475 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,345 -Right? -Right, right. 476 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,695 -You guys are going to be fine. 477 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,612 I do not think I have ever seen Melanie not smiling. 478 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,135 -Well, you're not with her all the time. 479 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,182 She can be a bitch. 480 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,621 What a huge bitch she can be. 481 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:37,627 -Well, you know Debs. She can just be...cold. 482 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,281 -Cold? -Yeah. 483 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,892 -See, I always just... saw that as thoughtful. 484 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,155 You know, because she wouldn't be such a great writer 485 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,157 if she didn't daydream. 486 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,202 -You read her book? 487 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,638 -Three times. 488 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,031 Incredible. 489 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,511 -Huh. -Decimated me. 490 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,383 What did you think? 491 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,518 -Uh-huh. 492 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:00,694 [strains] 493 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,437 Hey, can you take my picture? 494 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,268 [clears throat] 495 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,140 [camera shutter clicks] 496 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,011 -Hey, do you have a sec? 497 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,709 -I'd like to show you something. -Yeah, I kind of have 498 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,711 -a splinter that I have to-- -About the heating issue. 499 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,495 I think I have a lead on the gas leak. 500 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,674 -Aha, right. 501 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,502 Of course, yes. 502 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:29,940 [door opens] 503 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:30,941 -We have a gas leak? 504 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,769 [door closes] 505 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,336 [both speaking in hushed voices] -We have to tell them. 506 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:34,858 -Fuck you. We're not doing that. 507 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,338 -Fuck me? 508 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:36,947 -I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 509 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,340 -We have to tell them. 510 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,863 -Fuck you! We're not doing that. 511 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,388 We discussed it, and we agreed. 512 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:46,392 You don't think I want to take your husband's perfect face 513 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,830 and shove it through a fucking wall?! 514 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,093 This is hard right now because we are in the thick of it. 515 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,182 But by tomorrow, it won't hurt so much. 516 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,185 Day after that, even less. 517 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,709 By next week, it'll feel like a bad dream. 518 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,190 And by next year, trust me, 519 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,192 you won't even remember that it happened. 520 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,499 -[scoffs] I think I'm always going to remember the day 521 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,283 that my husband fucked your wife. 522 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:08,979 -[Josh] You guys need some help? 523 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,894 -We're fine. 524 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,287 [wrench clanks] 525 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,332 [loud thud] 526 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,595 We've almost got it fixed. 527 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,466 [wrench thuds] 528 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,860 -You owe me. -I what? 529 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,383 -When you got arrested the night before graduation 530 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,603 because you wore your dumb jelly shoes 531 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,909 and you tripped and hit your head on the sidewalk, 532 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,390 and then the campus cops picked you up, 533 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,436 cocaine fell out of your pocket. 534 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,394 Who bailed you out? Me. 535 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,309 Even though I was completely broke. 536 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,224 And I made up a whole lie about how you got mugged 537 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,226 to your fucking parents. 538 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,707 And you said, you owed me. 539 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,186 [whispering] Whatever I wanted. 540 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:43,884 [whispering] Whenever I wanted it. 541 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:49,324 -Mitch, this is-- -Two years later, 542 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,892 when you got stranded in Vegas 543 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,024 [whispering] after walking out on an amateur gambler 544 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,244 who turned out to be a professional con man, 545 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,942 you said, you owed me. 546 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,814 Whatever I wanted. 547 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:01,945 Whenever I wanted it. 548 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,251 -I can see what you're trying to do, 549 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,559 -Last April, -but this is a very... 550 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,214 -when you ran over a raccoon, but it wasn't all the way dead 551 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,521 and you didn't want the karma that comes with killing 552 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,523 a still-living raccoon, so I killed it-- 553 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,133 -Animal Control killed it! 554 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,396 -But who got them on the phone? 555 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:18,614 Me! 556 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,311 -Who cares? 557 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:25,839 -And now I'm a 35-year-old, 558 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:31,497 LLP Bean-wearing businessman with an okay sense of humor. 559 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,630 And this is what I want. 560 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,328 This is all I want. 561 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,680 Debs, I somehow won the lotto. 562 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:44,640 And I'm just...I'm asking you to help me keep her. 563 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,297 Please just help me keep her. 564 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,517 -But lotto winners always get divorced. 565 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,867 -Debbie. -Please. 566 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,303 -Mitch. 567 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,696 -I'm sorry. 568 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:06,793 [door opens] 569 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,795 -Do we have a leak? -Not anymore. 570 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:12,538 [cheerful holiday tune] 571 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,541 A windmill. Uh, children's gymnastics. 572 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:16,933 You're on fire. 573 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,153 Karate as an art form. 574 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,416 -[timer ringing] -A CEO. 575 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,591 -What? 576 00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,288 -Like, I was giving a PowerPoint. 577 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,116 Ted Talk and stuff and this was money. 578 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:29,032 -Oh, fuck me. 579 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:30,817 -How big is this storm going to be? 580 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,863 -Don't you worry, baby. 581 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:39,478 I will protect you like I always have and always will. 582 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,351 Forever and ever and ever. 583 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,396 -Amen. -[Melanie chuckles] 584 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,833 -Let's do this. -No, thanks. 585 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,487 -Okay. 586 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,576 [clears throat] 587 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,230 -[chewing chips] Three words. 588 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,231 Second word. 589 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,364 One syllable. 590 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,235 You're a dog. 591 00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,063 You're a bulldog. 592 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,587 You're a cow eating grass. 593 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,850 Mm. Yum. I'm a delicious cow. 594 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,460 -I know this one. -[Debs] Oh, good. 595 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,505 -I love a good steak. -[whispers] I know this one. 596 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,331 -[whispering] You're so beautiful. 597 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:07,941 -[Debs] Eating a steak. 598 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:09,595 Mm-mm-mm. 599 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,901 -Sweetie, thank you. -Mm, a cannibal cow. 600 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,860 Yum. I'm going to eat myself. 601 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,862 I'm a cow eating myself. Hungry. 602 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:17,994 I'm gonna write a great review of this steak. 603 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,518 Mm-mm-mm. 604 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:20,693 -[camera shutter clicks] -[timer ringing] 605 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,608 -The meat industry. Yeah. -Yes, yes. 606 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,305 -Like, as a whole? 607 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,135 -Oh, we've got dinner coming. 608 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,223 -I'll be fine. 609 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,138 -May I? -Oh, no, 610 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,182 -don't waste another one. -Oh, no, no, no. 611 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,096 This is gonna be great. 612 00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,837 -Oh, gosh. Okay. 613 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,099 -She's backlit, so. 614 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:37,187 -Oh, is that...? -Yeah. 615 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:38,885 -Just add a little light. 616 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,234 -Oh. Ah. 617 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:41,409 [camera shutter clicks] 618 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,631 -Well, not all of us can have our photos 619 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,720 on the cover of National Geographic. 620 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,548 -What do you mean? -Josh, you know, 621 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,724 getting that--that--that cover, 622 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,595 the one with the lion reservation. 623 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:57,033 -Mm. That wasn't his photo. -What do you mean? 624 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,426 -One of your guys who works for you took that photo. 625 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,862 That's not your photo. 626 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:03,605 -Yeah, but he was my guy, so. 627 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,868 Just not worth mentioning? [chuckles] 628 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,914 -Yes, Debs, it just seemed like it wasn't worth mentioning. 629 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,655 -But you don't need to lie. 630 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,005 -I didn't. -You lied by omission. 631 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,789 -That's different. -[Debs] Is it? 632 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,878 - Is it different, Josh? -[clears throat] 633 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,880 -Is it different? - Mel, uh, did you bring 634 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,100 the Graceland album like we talked about? 635 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:23,364 Did you guys know that Paul Simon entered the studio 636 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:26,019 without having written a single song? 637 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,847 -Babe, we don't have to get into this right now. 638 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,936 -Actually, I think that we do need to get into it. 639 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,677 -Why don't you just go have a cigarette? 640 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,244 -Josh, why don't you just tell the truth? 641 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,289 -I did. We got the cover. 642 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,464 -Does anyone else need a refill? 643 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,205 -No. You lied. 644 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,598 -You're lying. -I'm not lying. 645 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,991 -You are lying like you always lie. 646 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,645 -Always lie? I don't always lie. -You always lie 647 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:44,907 -about the most stupid. -Babe. 648 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,561 I do not lie to you. 649 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,172 -Why don't you tell her about sleeping with me this morning? 650 00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,922 [Mitch gasps] 651 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,796 [Debs laughing] 652 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,711 -Melanie? -[whispers] I'm sorry. 653 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:06,973 -I think I'm going to be sick. 654 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:11,412 -What? You're leaving? 655 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,848 -They weren't supposed to know. 656 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:15,634 I--I don't have the stomach for this. 657 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:16,722 -Wait, wait, wait. 658 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:17,810 Hang on. You knew?! 659 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,767 [door open] 660 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,422 -You got to go to the city. 661 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,163 You're going to get an apartment. 662 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,860 You're going to pack the sunscreen 663 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,296 and go immediately to the Bahamas. 664 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,521 You're gonna call your mother. 665 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,218 You're gonna call her mother. 666 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,090 You will not yell. 667 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,005 [car tires spin] 668 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,441 I donate! I recycle. 669 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,356 I...I deserve to have good things happen to me 670 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,053 every once in a fuckin' while. 671 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,708 [car tires spin] 672 00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,884 Sundays have always been tough for me schedule-wise 673 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:49,929 and you know that. 674 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,757 [car tires spin] 675 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:52,758 [screaming] COME ON! 676 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:53,889 [car tires spin] 677 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,456 [screaming] COME ON! 678 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,719 [Mitch] Aaaahhhhh! 679 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,158 [door opens] 680 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,247 [wind blowing outside] 681 00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:06,206 [door closes] 682 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,468 -Mitch. 683 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,383 Mitch, are you okay? 684 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,083 -We're snowed in. 685 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,219 [heavy footsteps] 686 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,263 [door slams] 687 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:26,487 -[clears throat] I'm just, um, 688 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:29,751 I'm--I'm gonna--I just--I'm-- I need a minute. 689 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:33,712 [door closes] 690 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,196 -Do you want to talk about it? 691 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:50,641 -Melanie, from the bottom of my heart... 692 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:54,733 go fuck yourself. 693 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:57,953 -[gasping] 694 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:02,436 [sniffling] 695 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:05,265 [door opening] 696 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:05,918 [door slamming] 697 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:07,876 Well shit! 698 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,449 [door opens, slams] 699 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:22,978 [wind blowing] 700 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:28,897 [delicate guitar strumming] 701 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,770 [breathing heavily] 702 00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:42,824 [distant thud, shatter] 703 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:43,782 -[Dispatcher] Hello, taxi service. 704 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,567 -Hi, there, 24617 Oak Grove. 705 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,482 I need a cab into the city. 706 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,745 My wife fucked my friend. 707 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,966 -[Dispatcher] Uh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 708 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,446 Listen, we got a cab coming to get you in about 55 minutes. 709 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,100 -I'll be here. 710 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,886 [gulping and spitting] 711 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,198 -Come on, motherfucker. [strains] 712 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:28,087 -I am very, very disappointed in you, young lady. 713 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:43,015 -[Josh] Why'd you wait? 714 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,061 -Horses make mistakes. 715 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,846 Please don't leave me. 716 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,022 [growling] Okay. 717 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,153 -[Debs] Hello? -[Melanie gasps] 718 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,981 [toy thuds] 719 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,853 -Why didn't you say anything... 720 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:57,290 if you knew? 721 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,772 -I needed time to think. 722 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,513 -Oh. 723 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:04,993 -[Debs] What? 724 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,952 -I said, “Oh.” 725 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,388 -Was it the first time? 726 00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:09,432 -Yes! 727 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,304 -Do not yell at me! 728 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:14,176 -[Melanie] Baby, it was the only time. 729 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:18,572 [faint storm outside] 730 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:22,881 I...If I may start this here, 731 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:26,319 I would like...I would like to explain a little bit about-- 732 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,320 about the whole thing. 733 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,756 -No, thank you. 734 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,323 -[Josh] Debs. Please. 735 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:35,937 -I would love for all of you to kindly shut the fuck up. 736 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:36,982 Do you think you could do that? 737 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,245 -Do you think you could? -Yeah. 738 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,334 [loud knocking on door] 739 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,209 -Who invited someone? 740 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,472 -I didn't. -Not me. 741 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,996 -[Debs] Mitch? -No! 742 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,304 -All right, I'm coming out, 743 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:58,568 and I don't want to see anybody, okay? 744 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,440 Not anybody. 745 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,745 Okay? 746 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:04,966 -[Melanie] Oh. 747 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,056 -[whispers] God damn it. 748 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,193 -It's horrific. 749 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,064 Divorced and murdered in the same weekend. 750 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:17,979 Real five-star vacation. 751 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,984 -Who is it?! 752 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,247 -[Gary] It's Gary, the owner. -Shit. 753 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:26,596 -[Gary] I heard you're all freezing to death. 754 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:29,164 -Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 755 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,600 [door opens] 756 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:35,301 I said, everybody stay in your fucking rooms! 757 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:36,693 [doors closing] 758 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:38,521 -Oh, God. -[Debs sighs] 759 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:41,002 [door opens] -Hi. My repair man got stuck 760 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:43,352 across the canyon, so I thought I'd walk down 761 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,006 and see if there's anything I could do. 762 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,703 -Great. -I just live up the road. 763 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,183 -That's wonderful. 764 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,228 Thank you so much. 765 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,229 Come in, please. 766 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,492 Welcome. Thanks. 767 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:53,493 [door closes] 768 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:54,537 Whooh! 769 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,496 -No guests! 770 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:57,976 [door slams] 771 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,803 -Are ya'll enjoying yourselves? 772 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,764 -Yeah. Shall we? 773 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:06,506 -Of course, that was before the kids went off to college. 774 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,682 They were with us up until the last moment. 775 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,162 -Right. -In fact, if you 776 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,120 look under the staircase, inside there, 777 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,079 you'll see their growth charts. 778 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,646 We'd mark them down every year on the first of January. 779 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:17,734 -That's tomorrow. 780 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:18,997 -What's tomorrow? 781 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,868 -New Year's Day. 782 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,523 -Well, look at that. You got a resolution? 783 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,003 -No. Never really worked for me, so. 784 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,527 I'm flying blind. [chuckles] 785 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:30,095 -Oh, I think they work all right if you pick the right one. 786 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,544 -How long were you married? 787 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,415 -Thirty years. 788 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,896 Of course, there were two wives before that. 789 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,898 -So third time's the charm? 790 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,162 -No, third time I tried. 791 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:04,172 [smoke alarm pinging] 792 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:07,697 -Fuck! 793 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,091 -[Melanie] Is it burned? Oh, my gosh. 794 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:11,049 -[Debs] I got it. -[Melanie] No, I can get it. 795 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,398 -[Melanie] Here. Debs. -[Debs] I got it. 796 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:13,486 -I got it. -No, Debs. Let me get it. 797 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,009 -I got it. 798 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:16,619 -Debs...Stop. What are you--? 799 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:17,490 Why did you do that? 800 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,882 -It was ruined. 801 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,449 -It was salvageable. -It was burned. 802 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,277 -But I could have fixed it. 803 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:25,106 -Well, we're really at opposite ends of this one, Melanie. 804 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,678 I'm going to need you to move, please. 805 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,636 -We are going to have to talk about this. 806 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,247 -I'm not in a place to do that, 807 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:39,729 so I'm going to need you to please move! 808 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,036 [bottles shattering] 809 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:42,863 [Mitch laughing in the distance] 810 00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,995 Oh, my God. 811 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,346 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Hey, hey. 812 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:50,218 -Please tell me that was not all the booze. 813 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:58,574 Please - tell me - that - wasn't - all - the booze. 814 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,142 -I...I'm really sorry. 815 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:09,019 -Look, guys, we are going to have to talk about this 816 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,847 at some point. So I would suggest-- 817 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:16,026 -I would suggest that no one here, 818 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,203 or anywhere, really, 819 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,118 needs you to lead right now. 820 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:24,122 -Okay. -Or ever. 821 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:27,864 -I would suggest that, Debs, we take the downstairs, 822 00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:29,475 and, Mitch, you and Melanie take the upstairs, 823 00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:32,347 and we just talk. 824 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:34,349 All right? We just get some clarity here. 825 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,571 -[mouthing] I think I'm gonna cut my fucking... 826 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,703 -[mouthing] I'm going to do it. -[Melanie] Oh, my gosh. 827 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:44,925 [fake choking, screams] 828 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495 -Oh, no, it didn't work... 829 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,194 Oh, well. 830 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,288 -After you. 831 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:03,378 [clanks] 832 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:05,946 -Password. 833 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,687 -Unbelievable. 834 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:08,905 -That's right. 835 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,168 Very good. 836 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,483 [soft piano chords] 837 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,007 -Good luck. -Mm. 838 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:26,053 -And remember, you can take him. 839 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,402 [Debbie sighs] 840 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,672 [knife clanks] 841 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,288 Booze. 842 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:52,035 -Let me just start by saying that... 843 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,602 Are you going to look at me like that the whole time? 844 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,082 -Like what? 845 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:55,909 -Are you going to look at me like you hate me-- 846 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,432 -Are you trying to tell me 847 00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:58,520 -how to look at you? -No. 848 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,000 -Just that it is difficult -Yes. 849 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:00,914 -[Josh] when I'm-- -I'm absolutely going to look 850 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,437 at you like this the whole time. 851 00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,222 I might even look at you like this. 852 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:08,138 -That's fine. 853 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,749 -It is. 854 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,577 [liquor pouring] 855 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:12,795 -[Melanie] Did you call your mother? 856 00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:16,190 -What's that? -It's her birthday, 857 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,366 and you told me to remind you to call her. 858 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,456 -Oh, right, right. 859 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,284 Well, no. [smacks lips] 860 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:24,851 -No, I didn't. -Okay. Well-- 861 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,114 -I absolutely did not call her. -[Melanie] Okay. 862 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,204 -Did you? -Of course. 863 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,379 -You did? -Yeah, I called her. 864 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,774 -[laughs] Oh, good. 865 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,428 -Good. -[Melanie] Yeah. 866 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:37,951 -Before or after? 867 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:42,303 -It might seem like I had planned this. 868 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:43,478 Me and Melanie had planned this. 869 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,611 I--I promise we didn't. 870 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,656 This was the first time. 871 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,050 -We bumped into each other on the way to the bathroom. 872 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,662 Right after you left. 873 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,578 The toilet in our bedroom has been making that noise. 874 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,841 -That loud clanging noise every time you flush. 875 00:37:58,972 --> 00:37:59,886 I didn't want to wake anybody. 876 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,062 -So I snuck out to use the hallway 877 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,803 and I turned the corner. 878 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:04,978 -She was there. 879 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:08,721 -He was n--n--naked. 880 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:09,852 -I'd sleep naked. 881 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,506 -I had been crying. 882 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:15,771 -I had an...erection. Not like a... 883 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,077 -Why were you crying? 884 00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,299 -Because I cry at night sometimes when I'm sad. 885 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:24,693 -Not a sexual one at the time, just a, like nighttime deal. 886 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,913 -So we bumped into each other in the dark. 887 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,044 -We laughed. -We laughed. 888 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:31,309 -And then... 889 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,049 -He kissed me. 890 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,355 -...she kissed me. 891 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:39,534 -Why didn't you stop him? 892 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,535 -And it felt... 893 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,102 -...good. 894 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,193 I don't think I wanted to stop him. 895 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,456 -[Josh] I knew it was wrong. 896 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:49,892 -And you were never going to tell us? 897 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,329 -Well, we decided... 898 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,635 -We thought it would be better if... 899 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,724 -No. 900 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:56,769 -No. 901 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:03,819 [clock chiming] 902 00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:14,569 [gentle piano chords] 903 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:24,318 So...say something. 904 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,755 -I'm too angry. 905 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:28,235 -Please. 906 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:32,805 -I'm too hurt. 907 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:33,980 -Please. 908 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:39,420 -I'm going to try very hard not to yell at you during this. 909 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,254 [bottle thuds] 910 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,038 I guess a divorce. 911 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:50,257 We get a divorce. 912 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,563 -Is that what you want? 913 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:54,217 -It's not what I want. It's what needs to happen. 914 00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,437 -No, it's about what you want to happen. 915 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,701 I messed up. 916 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:01,486 We've just gotten away from each other lately. 917 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,531 But you are my partner. 918 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,838 You're the best person for me, and I... 919 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,883 I know I am the best person for you, right? 920 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:14,020 You're my queen, right? 921 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,065 -[sings] My little farm girl-- -Stop. 922 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,241 -with the bad... -Stop it. 923 00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,852 You can't charm your way out 924 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,244 -of this one, Josh. -Babe, that's not what I was... 925 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,987 -The ball's in my court, so just fucking sit there! 926 00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:28,556 -Look at me. 927 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:29,862 -No. 928 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:30,863 -Baby. 929 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:31,907 -No. 930 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,779 -Mitch. 931 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,607 -No. 932 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:36,912 -I'm sorry. 933 00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:43,266 -You are taking advantage of me because I'm a nice guy. 934 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:46,226 But I'm not as nice as you think, okay? 935 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,140 I can be a mean guy, too. 936 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,358 -Okay. 937 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:51,536 -I can say mean things. 938 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,886 I've got them in me, lined up. 939 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,061 -I know you do, baby. 940 00:40:57,019 --> 00:41:00,545 -[whispering] Melanie 941 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:02,808 Ha--haven't I always been there for you? 942 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,637 Haven't I always treated you with respect? 943 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:07,334 -Always. 944 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,031 -I listen to your stories. 945 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,946 I'm present. 946 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:11,947 We talk. 947 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:13,296 -We do. 948 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,609 -And yet you--you still fucked him. 949 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,960 Why would you do that? 950 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,614 Why would you do that? 951 00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,703 -I don't...I don't... 952 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,752 -I'm so mad. 953 00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,318 -I know. 954 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:39,192 -And I get to be mean if I want to. 955 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:41,324 [sobs] 956 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,808 -Do you know how many times I thought about cheating on you? 957 00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:50,159 -I don't. -So many. 958 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:53,075 And I almost did it once when I went on tour with that band 959 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,337 to write about them. 960 00:41:56,992 --> 00:42:01,954 I made him a mix CD because I just wanted somebody 961 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:04,739 to hear a guitar part and see them smile 962 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,349 because they hadn't heard it before. 963 00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:12,094 And I wanted to tell him my favorite movies 964 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,923 and talk about books, and I wanted to tell him jokes 965 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:18,100 and have him look me right in the eyes and laugh. 966 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,667 That's all I wanted. 967 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,756 And we did it. And it was... 968 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,934 I cried. 969 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,937 I cried when he laughed at my joke. 970 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:36,292 And we didn't have sex because we didn't need to. 971 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,816 It was enough. 972 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,775 And I felt guilty for looking in someone else's eyes 973 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,298 for so long, but at the same time, 974 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:45,214 I felt so good because 975 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:50,611 I felt like myself with him. 976 00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:52,395 I felt like the old version of me 977 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:55,877 that I only see in pictures. 978 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,836 And I miss her. 979 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:07,410 -Was it his dick? 980 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,760 -I'm sorry? -Yeah. Because, you know, 981 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:13,155 basically, this guy has no money, 982 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:17,899 no company, no 401k, no future. 983 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:23,905 So I'm just racking my brain and all I can think of is, 984 00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:28,170 “God damn, Josh must have a huge swinging dick.” 985 00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:29,476 -No. -No? 986 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,956 -Well, I mean, it's fine. 987 00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,697 -It's fine? -There was no way for me 988 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:33,785 to know that before it happened, 989 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:36,614 so, obviously, like clearly, 990 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:39,399 I did not seek him out for his dick. 991 00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:41,009 -Yeah. So here's where I'm at. 992 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:42,707 As a man, 993 00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:47,015 there are just certain things that I'm going to need to know 994 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:48,495 in order to get past this. 995 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,844 And one of those things 996 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:56,764 is what this swinging dick, 997 00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:03,989 long-haired, nature fucking photographer has 998 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:06,687 that I do not have. 999 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:11,083 -I mean, come on. 1000 00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:12,998 She's beautiful. 1001 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,521 -You're the most beautiful. 1002 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,871 -No, because I haven't been laid in four months, 1003 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,960 and you fucked Melanie. 1004 00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:21,528 -I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry. 1005 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,052 Be honest. 1006 00:44:24,183 --> 00:44:25,271 -There's no reason to be sorry. -I don't know where you go 1007 00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:27,795 all day, so how can we have sex if you're never home? 1008 00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:29,841 -[frustrated scream] -[vase shatters] 1009 00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,016 -Fuck. 1010 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:33,366 -Mitch, it was an accident. 1011 00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:36,064 -Kissing is an accident. 1012 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:39,198 Fucking is a hundred tiny accidents in a row. 1013 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:40,460 Just tell me why you did it and we can move on. 1014 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:42,114 -Okay, baby. 1015 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,420 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -No. Baby, I don't know, 1016 00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:45,944 -I don't--I don't know. -That's not going to do it. 1017 00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:47,902 That's not going to do it, so why don't you try again? 1018 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:49,338 -I don't--I...I... -[Mitch] Just tell me. 1019 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,733 Please, Melanie, for once in your fucking life, 1020 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,474 -just don't be polite, okay?! -I'm not. 1021 00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:55,649 -Just say it! 1022 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,433 Whatever it is, just say it! 1023 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:58,870 -I'm dumb! 1024 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,525 -What? 1025 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:10,359 -I'm dumb and... and I'm a burden. 1026 00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:14,799 -Oh, honey, you're not a burden. 1027 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:18,237 -No, but, [sniffles] yeah, 1028 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:20,892 really, it's not...it's not really something you can help, 1029 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,503 other than to, like, read books, which I try, 1030 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,418 but I think I read the wrong ones, 1031 00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:27,202 -and... -Oh, Melanie. 1032 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,987 -No, but, and I know I'm a disappointment to you 1033 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,903 because I don't have a real job, right? 1034 00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:35,167 And I don't make any money, and I don't know anything 1035 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:39,693 about theories of politics and economy like Debs does. 1036 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:40,955 -Nope, this isn't about Debs. 1037 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,522 -Yes. But I am going to get better, 1038 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:43,958 and I want to be better for you. 1039 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,568 Will you just tell me what to say? 1040 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,919 Please, Mitch, just tell me what to say. 1041 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:49,703 You want me to say that it meant nothing? 1042 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,618 -Yeah. -It meant nothing. 1043 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:52,662 Do you want me to say that it was bad? 1044 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:53,751 -Sure. Absolutely. -Yeah. 1045 00:45:53,881 --> 00:45:55,274 It was really bad. He was really... 1046 00:45:55,404 --> 00:45:57,058 he was really bad. 1047 00:45:57,189 --> 00:45:58,451 Do you want me to say that I don't love him? 1048 00:45:58,581 --> 00:45:59,713 -I think I know my stance there. 1049 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,584 -I--I don't-- I don't love him. 1050 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:04,762 I don't love him. 1051 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,852 -And do you love me? -Yes. 1052 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,462 -And is that the truth? 1053 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,248 Or are you just telling me what I want to hear? 1054 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:16,556 -The truth. 1055 00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:19,907 The truth is that you're weak. 1056 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:27,915 That you...you needed to fuck her to feel powerful. 1057 00:46:29,221 --> 00:46:31,092 That you don't know who you are, 1058 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:33,878 and you keep blaming it on me 1059 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:37,185 that you are just a messed-up little man 1060 00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:41,755 with an ego way bigger than anyone deserves. 1061 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:47,587 And you have been bad to me! 1062 00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:54,812 And you don't have one good reason 1063 00:46:54,942 --> 00:47:00,905 and I am very, very, very, mad about it. 1064 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,045 -I have a cab coming. 1065 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,613 I want you to come with me. 1066 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,312 But I need to know why. 1067 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:20,620 I need it. 1068 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:23,231 I just...I need it. 1069 00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:29,455 Otherwise, I'll think about it forever. 1070 00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:32,937 And I don't...I don't want to think about him forever. 1071 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:36,505 I wanna... I wanna think about you. 1072 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:41,771 Twenty minutes. 1073 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:53,783 [door closes] 1074 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:02,705 [sobbing] 1075 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:08,711 [gentle music] 1076 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,938 You said, and I quote, 1077 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:22,073 you will be here in 55 minutes. 1078 00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:24,640 -[Dispatcher] Sir... -And, you know, I--I'm--I'm 1079 00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:25,511 -looking at the clock right now, -[Dispatcher] Sir, I understand 1080 00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:27,295 -that you're upset. -and, it's... 1081 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:28,688 -well, it's over 55 minutes. - There's a terrible storm. 1082 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:31,256 -No, there's a storm? 1083 00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:34,128 Oh, gosh, now I see it! 1084 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,303 Well, how about this? 1085 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:39,960 Yes. How about I provide you guys a tutorial 1086 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,570 on how windshield wipers work? 1087 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:44,051 How does that sound? 1088 00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,270 -[Dispatcher] I do not like the way you're speaking to me, sir. 1089 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,011 -No. No, I didn't mean that. - Give me a break. 1090 00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,926 -[Dispatcher] And during the holiday season [indistinct]. 1091 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:52,581 -I'm sorry. Look, I'm... 1092 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:55,889 I'm having a day, so I apologize profusely, 1093 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:59,153 but he has--he has to come. Okay? 1094 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,720 He has to come. 1095 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,851 -[Dispatcher] Good luck to you. 1096 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,550 [phone call ends] 1097 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,203 [phone thuds] 1098 00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:14,125 -[Mitch sighs] -[Gary whistling] 1099 00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:15,561 [pounding] 1100 00:49:21,871 --> 00:49:24,004 -Mister Gary? 1101 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,092 -Yeah. 1102 00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,181 -Hey, Mister Gary. 1103 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,270 Um, hello. Mitch. 1104 00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:31,359 One of the temporary residents in your beautiful home. 1105 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:33,840 Uh, so, I have a little issue, and I go--I... 1106 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,363 I need to leave this evening. 1107 00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:37,365 -This evening? Oh, is everything okay? 1108 00:49:37,496 --> 00:49:41,630 -Yeah, I--I--I have... I have a--I have a large-- 1109 00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,589 I have a pretty significant work emergency 1110 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,809 and I--I have to get back to the city. 1111 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,116 -I don't think it's gonna happen tonight. 1112 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:52,032 -Ooh. Because of the snow. -[Gary] Yeah. 1113 00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,643 -Well...well, yeah, I was--I was thinking, 1114 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:58,082 like, maybe if you have shovels or--or a tractor. 1115 00:49:58,212 --> 00:49:59,953 -I do. -You do? 1116 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,085 -It won't work. -It won't? 1117 00:50:01,215 --> 00:50:03,130 -Not on the ice. 1118 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:06,003 Plus, they closed the canyon. 1119 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,178 We're going to have to wait till sunup, 1120 00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:09,006 get a little clarity on the situation. 1121 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:10,007 You understand. 1122 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:14,881 Hey, how much can you lift? 1123 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,799 [Mitch straining] 1124 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,409 -[Gary] It's not for everyone, you know. 1125 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,454 -What's that? 1126 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:23,716 -[Gary] The country. 1127 00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:25,892 -No city noises... -Uh-huh. 1128 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,676 -[Gary] ...blocking out all the little voices 1129 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:30,418 -screaming at us from inside. -Of course. 1130 00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,594 -[Gary] Sooner or later, you got to come face to face 1131 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:33,987 with your true identity. 1132 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,120 -Absolutely. Yeah. Beautiful. 1133 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,556 -Ah. Here we go. 1134 00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:38,557 [loud thud] 1135 00:50:38,687 --> 00:50:40,820 [Mitch groans] 1136 00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:42,691 Seems this little critter got up in it 1137 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:45,259 and sang hallelujah. 1138 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,434 He was blocking the pipe. 1139 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,568 -At least she wasn't cold when she died. 1140 00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,787 -No, she wasn't. 1141 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:54,834 -Ah. Ah. 1142 00:50:56,966 --> 00:51:00,100 Jesus, what, uh... 1143 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:03,060 Oh, dude, tell me this is some 1144 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:05,801 back alley Chateau Lafite. 1145 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:08,369 -When we moved in, we found a couple cases behind a wall. 1146 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,632 Apparently, the original owner was a bootlegger. 1147 00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:12,721 -Yeah? 1148 00:51:12,852 --> 00:51:14,984 You ever, uh, try it? 1149 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,425 Uh-huh. 1150 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:27,084 -That there is dangerous stuff. 1151 00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:35,440 [bottle thuds] 1152 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:40,097 [soft, jazzy trumpet] 1153 00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,141 [knocking on door] 1154 00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:26,273 -No. -[Mitch] [whispering] It's me. 1155 00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,320 [door opens] 1156 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:30,930 -Hi. I don't think I can talk right now. 1157 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,453 -Okay. I just--I just-- 1158 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,020 I just wanted to see if you're-- how you're doing. 1159 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,456 -I'm fine. Thank you so much. 1160 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:37,110 -Okay. -Thank you. 1161 00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:40,418 -Do you [inaudible] want to see how I'm doing? 1162 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:46,206 -And you? 1163 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,338 -[whispering] I'm bleeding out emotionally. 1164 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:48,861 Absolutely never been worse. 1165 00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,254 Thank you for asking. 1166 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:53,387 -Come in. 1167 00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:54,954 -You sure? 1168 00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:57,870 [clattering] 1169 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,574 -[floor creaks] -[Melanie gasps] 1170 00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:07,749 -Sorry. 1171 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,622 [chuckles] You scared me. 1172 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:13,799 -Sorry. Just...no. 1173 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,424 I'd come over there and give you a hug right now, 1174 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,861 but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed. 1175 00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:42,871 -You hungry? 1176 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,310 -[groans] I really let her have it. 1177 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,789 I gave her a piece of my mind. 1178 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,748 -I thought you guys fixed the fucking heat. 1179 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:52,011 -He removed a squirrel. 1180 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:55,275 I don't really know what that does. 1181 00:53:55,406 --> 00:53:59,453 She was...she was down on her knees begging me to stay. 1182 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,107 Just a sobbing mess. 1183 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,065 Tears in her eyes. 1184 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:06,895 “Oh, baby, please. Please don't go. 1185 00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:08,201 "You're the best man I've ever met. 1186 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,334 "The best lover. 1187 00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:13,250 I want you inside of me right now.” 1188 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:15,077 Which I was not going to do. 1189 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:18,124 I'm not going to give her that after what she... 1190 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:22,259 So, yeah, I just... I felt bad for her, really. 1191 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:26,654 -Mm...Let's not feel too bad for her. 1192 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:28,395 -Yeah. 1193 00:54:28,526 --> 00:54:31,877 So who gets the house? 1194 00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:34,749 -We're not there yet. 1195 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,146 -I'm sorry. 1196 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,539 I'm sorry. 1197 00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:45,412 You're not staying together, are you? 1198 00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:46,935 -Uh, we're not there yet. 1199 00:54:48,763 --> 00:54:51,984 -Debbie, this your one chance to zipline to freedom, 1200 00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:54,726 and you're not there yet? 1201 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:56,249 He's ketamine. 1202 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,381 You're cocaine. 1203 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,774 He's a rusty sword. 1204 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,647 You're an atomic bomb. 1205 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,866 You're a real live person. 1206 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:06,912 He's an asshole. 1207 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,696 -How is he more of an asshole than Melanie? 1208 00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:11,830 -He's an asshole in his core. 1209 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,790 Josh's chemical makeup is asshole. 1210 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,750 Sure, Melanie was an asshole in this situation, 1211 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:24,625 but deep down, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, 1212 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:29,195 deep down, she's a... 1213 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,544 she's a good person. 1214 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,460 What are you drinking? 1215 00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:37,203 -I thought we didn't have anything. 1216 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:42,513 -Well, maybe I found something. 1217 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,516 -[Debs] What I'm confused about is who's riding in which car. 1218 00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,300 They can't ride together. 1219 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:49,215 -Fuck. 1220 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,217 -[Debs] I'm not driving home with Josh, 1221 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,567 and I don't even know when we're going to get out of here. 1222 00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:56,396 The snow is, like, not going to stop. 1223 00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:59,617 And three days to plow the roads would be way too-- 1224 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:02,707 I can't--I cannot handle three days here. 1225 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,231 It's too much eating Melanie's cooking. 1226 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,452 [echoing] The whole thought of it just makes me wanna cry. 1227 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,628 -[Mitch breathing heavily] -[Debs] Gonna starve in here. 1228 00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:15,850 [echoes] Hey. 1229 00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:17,983 -Debbie? 1230 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:19,550 My best friend in the entire world 1231 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,379 who I would stab a thousand tiny birds for 1232 00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,119 if I ever found myself in a situation 1233 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,731 in which that was necessary. 1234 00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,472 -I think maybe you've had enough. 1235 00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:35,261 -I think maybe we're just getting started. 1236 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,568 -It's a creative outlet for me, really. 1237 00:56:37,698 --> 00:56:40,222 -I'm sorry. What... is this salmon? 1238 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,920 -Trout. -Trout is pink. 1239 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:44,488 -[Melanie chuckles] -Jesus, you got a real talent. 1240 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,927 ♪ With me ♪ 1241 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:51,538 ♪ I... ♪ 1242 00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:54,062 -I don't know why I didn't see it sooner. 1243 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:56,456 This is a wake-up call. 1244 00:56:56,587 --> 00:57:02,984 [groans] This is an anvil on the head from God. 1245 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:04,986 -Uh-huh. -This moment. 1246 00:57:05,117 --> 00:57:07,336 -This one. 1247 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,469 -[Debs] Okay. -Hah! 1248 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,517 This...God is showing us a new path. 1249 00:57:13,647 --> 00:57:14,561 That's what's happening, Debbie. 1250 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:17,651 God is showing us a new path. 1251 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:19,653 -When did you start believing in God? 1252 00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:22,047 -This morning? Right now? Who knows? 1253 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,092 But I see it. 1254 00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:25,267 This is a blessing. 1255 00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:30,011 We saw them fuck. 1256 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,536 We saw it, 1257 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:36,583 and it saved us from the rest of our lives. 1258 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:37,845 -I've never heard you say 1259 00:57:37,976 --> 00:57:39,891 one optimistic thing your entire life. 1260 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:41,762 Like, your wife fucks another man, 1261 00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,329 and all of a sudden, it's a blessing? 1262 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,462 I have no idea what's going on. 1263 00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:46,680 What happened to my best friend? 1264 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,814 -He woke up. 1265 00:57:49,944 --> 00:57:50,902 -What? 1266 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:59,693 -He woke...the fuck...uuuuupppp! 1267 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,131 -Mitch! -Yeah! 1268 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:04,481 -Hey! Mitch! 1269 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,573 -Whooh! 1270 00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:11,139 -[Debs] What the hell are you doing? 1271 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:13,402 -Providing wood! 1272 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,796 So that you will be warm! 1273 00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:18,886 Which you deserve to be! 1274 00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,061 -Mitch! 1275 00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:22,020 You don't have any shoes on. 1276 00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:23,848 Get back inside! 1277 00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:25,066 -Get back into rock climbing... 1278 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,720 -Whoa. -Mm-hm. 1279 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:28,505 Build a lattice for my tomato plant. 1280 00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:31,290 -Okay, yeah. -and...call my mother more. 1281 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,509 -[laughs] -You? 1282 00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:34,162 -Mine's learn a new language... -Mm-hm. 1283 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,512 -call my mother less... 1284 00:58:35,642 --> 00:58:36,948 -Oh, yeah. -and master the art 1285 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:39,777 -of the casserole. -Ooh. I love casserole. 1286 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:42,736 -You do? 1287 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:44,651 -And I see it now, 1288 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,393 and I don't know why I was ever scared of it. 1289 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,961 Today is Bastille Day, 1290 00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,180 and it's time to storm the castle. 1291 00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:56,315 Whooh! [laughs] 1292 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:57,751 -You're drinking scotch? 1293 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:03,061 Mitch, seriously, are you okay? 1294 00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:05,890 -And do you know what the best part about it is? 1295 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:08,545 I know you've thought about it, too. 1296 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:10,938 -Thought about what? 1297 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:14,115 -[whispering] In your quietest moments. 1298 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:15,856 -Thought about what? 1299 00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:17,858 [shocked groan] 1300 00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:20,513 -Can I ask why you did it? 1301 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,341 -Did what? 1302 00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:26,388 -Kiss me. I...just... Why'd you do it? 1303 00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:27,912 -I don't think I know what you're saying. 1304 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,348 -Why did you kiss me? 1305 00:59:29,478 --> 00:59:32,569 -I--I'm just asking why. -Melanie. 1306 00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,703 You kissed me. 1307 00:59:42,317 --> 00:59:43,101 -You're drunk. 1308 00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,537 -I'm not drunk. 1309 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:45,669 I'm alive. 1310 00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:47,453 -No, you need water. 1311 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:51,762 -Deborah, we've been best friends for 15 years. 1312 00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:53,328 Are you really telling me... 1313 00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:55,896 you're telling me you've never thought about it? 1314 00:59:56,027 --> 01:00:00,945 -I...I...I don't think that I have. 1315 01:00:01,075 --> 01:00:02,947 -Lying. 1316 01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:05,471 Ladies and gentlemen, 1317 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,908 for God's sake, she's lying. 1318 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:13,479 Freshman year. You and me, in the closet. 1319 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,176 Chris Ryman's St. Patrick's Day party. 1320 01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:16,743 Everybody was playing mafia. 1321 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,049 We thought it was dumb. 1322 01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,877 We snuck off. 1323 01:00:20,007 --> 01:00:22,880 You put a four leaf clover sticker on my forehead 1324 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:25,970 and we kissed. 1325 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,712 -But, Mitch, we were kids. 1326 01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:30,322 I mean, it was nothing. 1327 01:00:30,452 --> 01:00:32,498 -It was nothing? [scoffs] 1328 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,152 -We were kids. 1329 01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:35,719 -It was nothing? 1330 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,940 Okay, what if it wasn't? 1331 01:00:40,071 --> 01:00:41,942 What if this whole time, 1332 01:00:42,073 --> 01:00:44,031 we've been kidding ourselves because it was too real, 1333 01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:47,818 so we had to distract ourselves with the wrong people? 1334 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:57,218 Maybe we just didn't think we deserved it. 1335 01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:58,655 -Mitch, I-- -Before you say anything, 1336 01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,179 just think about it for a minute. 1337 01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:05,096 Just give it a moment of thought before you respond. 1338 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:07,794 No, that wasn't long enough. 1339 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:13,278 Really think about it. Really. 1340 01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:14,932 -That is exactly what you fucking would say. 1341 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,498 -No, but. You--remember when you threw me up 1342 01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:17,456 -against the wall? -Yeah, you know what? 1343 01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:18,500 That was after you kissed me! 1344 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:20,111 -That--No, absolutely not! -Sshhh! 1345 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:22,461 -You can't-- Look, Melanie, you cannot just kiss a woman 1346 01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:24,637 in this day and age. I did--I--I reciprocated. 1347 01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,118 -I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about it, okay? 1348 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:28,989 I--I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't think about it 1349 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,209 before it happened, and then it just happened. 1350 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,428 And now what? 1351 01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:35,561 Now is what? Is what? 1352 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,737 -You can't possibly blame me for this, do you? 1353 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:38,651 -Hold on. Do you blame me? -Excuse me. 1354 01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,871 -Melanie, we decided this together, 1355 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,176 -Mm-hm. -okay? We had a discussion. 1356 01:01:42,307 --> 01:01:43,395 -We had a conversation 1357 01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:45,136 -very briefly. -Still. 1358 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,224 -[Melanie] While you were kissing me. 1359 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:47,312 -You were also kissing me. 1360 01:01:47,486 --> 01:01:48,966 -It is very hard to make a good decision 1361 01:01:49,096 --> 01:01:50,924 about fucking while you're kissing. 1362 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,404 -Look, I wish it never happened either. 1363 01:01:56,582 --> 01:01:57,844 -[gasps] 1364 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:00,934 Well, I didn't say that. 1365 01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:03,284 [footsteps receding] 1366 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,680 -Mitch. You're married and you won the lotto, remember? 1367 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,943 And I'm married. We got married to other people. 1368 01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:11,292 -He doesn't like your book. 1369 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,513 Oh, fuck. 1370 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,472 -He loves my book. -No. 1371 01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474 -He told me. -He told me. 1372 01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:20,954 This morning. 1373 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:24,784 -Well, he must have just-- 1374 01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:25,959 -And that the two of you aren't having sex. 1375 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:29,746 -What did you do, ayahuasca together? 1376 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:31,486 -Debs, you're fighting to stay with a man 1377 01:02:31,617 --> 01:02:34,663 who doesn't understand you. 1378 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:35,795 And I do. 1379 01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:40,017 And I always have. 1380 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,468 -Do you think I'm dumb? 1381 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,559 -[Josh] Absolutely not. 1382 01:03:08,436 --> 01:03:12,397 -[tree creaking] -[wind whistling] 1383 01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:17,924 [“Where Am I” performed by Duffy Power] 1384 01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:25,758 ♪ Where am I? ♪ 1385 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:30,632 ♪ Nobody speaks to me ♪ 1386 01:03:30,763 --> 01:03:35,246 ♪ Please, I'll give A gentle sigh ♪ 1387 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,945 ♪ As I wander by ♪ 1388 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:44,995 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 1389 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:49,826 ♪ Why don't you speak to me? ♪ 1390 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:54,700 ♪ Are you gonna leave me All alone ♪ 1391 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:59,052 ♪ With my misery? ♪ 1392 01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:03,187 -Oh. Hey, butto. 1393 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:06,146 It's Mitch Delpin. Businessman. 1394 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,060 -[Caller] Did you think about that proposal? 1395 01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:08,670 -I did think about it. 1396 01:04:08,801 --> 01:04:09,846 -[Caller] Get you up where you belong. 1397 01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:11,499 [laughs] 1398 01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:14,589 -And my answer is [inhales] 1399 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,462 over my dead body. 1400 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:18,680 -[laughs] -[Caller] Sorry, what's that? 1401 01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:23,990 ♪ I wish you wouldn't hurt me, Darlin' ♪ 1402 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:27,602 ♪ I wish with all my heart ♪ 1403 01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:32,564 -I have not enjoyed one minute of one day of one year 1404 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:35,132 working for you, buddy. 1405 01:04:35,262 --> 01:04:37,438 You're self-centered, you cheat at golf, 1406 01:04:37,569 --> 01:04:39,092 you were nepotized into your job, 1407 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,833 and boy, does it show. 1408 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,444 The bottom line is I--I don't want to be like you. 1409 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,619 Mm. 1410 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,230 So I quit. 1411 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,709 -[Caller] You're fired, Mitch. 1412 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,755 -[Caller] I'm firing you. -No, no. 1413 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:53,454 That's incorrect. No, you're hurting my ear! 1414 01:04:53,585 --> 01:04:55,717 I quit. 1415 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,197 I'm quitting. [indistinct] 1416 01:04:57,328 --> 01:04:58,198 -[Caller] Goddamn life! -Thank you. Good day. 1417 01:04:58,329 --> 01:05:01,201 -[Caller] Dad! Dad! Mitch... 1418 01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:04,596 -Mitch, I love so many things about you. 1419 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:14,519 But I don't think I've been in love with you since the... 1420 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:23,354 [sighs] And even one minute spent not in love... 1421 01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:29,751 is a waste of our time. 1422 01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:33,973 Is a waste of our lives. [sniffles] 1423 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,366 And... 1424 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,072 just say it... 1425 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,946 Yes, you can. 1426 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,862 Melanie, yes, you can. 1427 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:58,780 [soft jazz trumpet] 1428 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:06,179 -Hey. 1429 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:07,920 [lamp thuds] 1430 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,008 -Mm... 1431 01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,794 Tsk... 1432 01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:32,640 [cork pops] 1433 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:33,772 [Mitch blows out cork] [cork thuds] 1434 01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:53,400 [whimsical music] 1435 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:58,101 [jazz trumpet] 1436 01:06:58,231 --> 01:07:00,059 [Josh inhales deeply] 1437 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:14,508 [distant bouncy music] 1438 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,862 -Can you turn it down, please? 1439 01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:26,607 It's just a little too loud. 1440 01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:27,913 [blows bubbles] 1441 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:32,918 [dance music] 1442 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,065 -[echoes] Yeah! 1443 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,779 -Mitch... 1444 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,357 [distant solemn music] 1445 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:21,358 [figurine thuds] 1446 01:08:25,971 --> 01:08:27,190 [cigarette sizzles] 1447 01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:53,216 -What'd I miss? 1448 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:54,347 -Nothing. 1449 01:08:54,478 --> 01:08:56,349 -Nothing. 1450 01:08:56,480 --> 01:09:00,745 -I think you should come down here. 1451 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,660 -What is that? 1452 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:03,748 -[Josh] It's the truth. 1453 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:15,020 -I, uh, found this in the garage. 1454 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,543 -You found it? 1455 01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:22,419 -Debbie, I can't quite explain it, 1456 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:29,208 but I am feeling really good. 1457 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,689 -The last thing I want is to dance or celebrate 1458 01:09:31,819 --> 01:09:33,299 or feel good right now. 1459 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:38,043 -[Announcer on TV] People are ready for 2022. 1460 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,132 We are 20 seconds out. 1461 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:42,787 -Please, Debbie. 1462 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,616 We always celebrate together. 1463 01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:48,575 -[Announcer on TV] And let's get ready to count together. 1464 01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:54,190 -[Everyone on TV] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1465 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:58,106 four, three, two, one. 1466 01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:03,590 Happy New Year. [cheering] 1467 01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:08,073 [“Auld Lang Syne” instrumental playing on TV] 1468 01:10:15,123 --> 01:10:17,430 [Josh sighs deeply] 1469 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,486 [Mitch blows noisemaker] 1470 01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:37,015 -To love. 1471 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:43,369 -To friends. 1472 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:49,462 [glasses clink] -To...l...life. 1473 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:50,463 [glasses clink] 1474 01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,380 -To truth. 1475 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:02,867 -[chuckles] Fuck you guys. 1476 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,521 [sniffles] 1477 01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:07,350 Salud! 1478 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,835 [all cheering] 1479 01:11:14,966 --> 01:11:19,492 [fantastical music] 1480 01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:33,376 [Debs chuckles] 1481 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:10,500 [magical whoosh] 1482 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:40,573 -[Mitch] Okay. -[Josh] Oh. 1483 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:42,532 -Okay. -[Melanie giggles] 1484 01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:43,663 -All right. 1485 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:47,406 At work, sometimes before a board meeting, 1486 01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:52,237 I will masturbate to completion in bathroom stall number three. 1487 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,327 -I steal when I'm nervous. 1488 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,676 -A state senator once asked me 1489 01:12:56,807 --> 01:12:58,809 for a dick pic. I sent it. 1490 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,941 -I slept with three of my college professors. 1491 01:13:01,072 --> 01:13:03,553 -[spits] What? Who? 1492 01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:06,033 -German history, obscure mathematics, 1493 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,426 and medieval studies. 1494 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,732 -Wait a second. -[Melanie] Medieval studies? 1495 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,039 -Professor Logey was like... -...in his 60s, yeah. 1496 01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:14,215 And his wife. 1497 01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:17,305 -I saw my mom cheat on my dad when I was eight. 1498 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:19,264 I never told him. 1499 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,398 -I hired a teenager in India to write this book. 1500 01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:24,400 -What? -I don't even know him. 1501 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,619 Or her. 1502 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,231 -I hate this shirt on my body so much. 1503 01:13:30,362 --> 01:13:32,495 I don't even have the words to describe it. 1504 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,279 Just so much. 1505 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,543 -I've gotten so sad lately. 1506 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:39,719 I don't know when exactly it happened, 1507 01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:41,939 but I'm just so sad. 1508 01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:44,202 -I kissed Melanie. 1509 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:47,597 She reciprocated, but I kissed her. 1510 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:48,859 -Thank you. 1511 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:50,687 -Did you like my book? 1512 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,343 -No. 1513 01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:59,217 But not because it wasn't good. 1514 01:13:59,347 --> 01:14:01,567 It didn't feel like you. 1515 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:06,267 -I know. 1516 01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:13,492 I finished my new one, 1517 01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:16,495 and I think it might be really, really beautiful. 1518 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:19,672 But I can't show it to anyone. 1519 01:14:19,803 --> 01:14:22,022 Because if I do, and they hate it, 1520 01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:27,201 like last time, then I'll have to quit, 1521 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:31,249 and I won't have anything to latch on to in my life, 1522 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:35,949 and I...I might just float away. 1523 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,298 -You've always had me. 1524 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:47,483 -I have no money. 1525 01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:51,704 -[laughs] 1526 01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:53,576 -None. 1527 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:54,881 It's all his. 1528 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:59,016 -[laughing] It's 100% true. 1529 01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:00,713 -I have no money. 1530 01:15:00,844 --> 01:15:03,281 -And...and the best part is I quit my job. 1531 01:15:03,411 --> 01:15:05,544 -Wait. You're getting a promotion. 1532 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:06,806 -Yeah, I was. -Yeah, you are! 1533 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,895 -And I did. I got it. 1534 01:15:09,026 --> 01:15:12,072 -Yay! -And then I quit. 1535 01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:13,596 -Why is that funny? 1536 01:15:16,642 --> 01:15:18,557 -I've cheated on everyone I've ever been with except you. 1537 01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:22,300 Until now. 1538 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,349 -Mmm. 1539 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,134 Why do you think you did cheat on me? 1540 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:38,446 -[inhales] Because I don't like myself very much. 1541 01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:45,279 Only Melanie doesn't know that. 1542 01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,368 So for a second, I forgot. 1543 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:52,373 Because, uh, 1544 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:57,117 when you like yourself, you can get a hard-on. 1545 01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:00,381 And when you don't, you can't. 1546 01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:15,179 -I love dessert. 1547 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,923 -[scoffs] You hate dessert? 1548 01:16:20,053 --> 01:16:21,141 -No... 1549 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:24,580 no, I love it. 1550 01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:27,321 -Our entire relationship, 1551 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:29,236 you always say you don't want to hear about the dessert menu. 1552 01:16:29,367 --> 01:16:31,282 -Yes, but the truth is, 1553 01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:38,550 I think I just probably wanted the dinner to be over. 1554 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:41,074 Because I feel like we've run out of stuff 1555 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:43,424 to say to each other. 1556 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:47,385 -Uh-huh. -And that bums me out. 1557 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,604 -It bums you out? 1558 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:56,089 -And I've given up thousands of desserts. 1559 01:16:56,829 --> 01:17:00,790 And...I know it's trivial. 1560 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,576 And I know that all my needs are met, 1561 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:09,233 and I should be grateful and happy, but I'm not. 1562 01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:13,716 Because... 1563 01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:21,288 I think maybe I married someone who has no idea who I am. 1564 01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:27,817 And I don't think I really have any idea who you are. 1565 01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:32,996 And maybe it occurred to me this morning that 1566 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:35,302 I could either live the rest of my life that way, 1567 01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,219 without dessert, 1568 01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:44,094 or I could pull the escape hatch. 1569 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,099 And so I pulled it. 1570 01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,891 -I want you to have dessert, Melanie. 1571 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:05,463 [gentle music on stereo] 1572 01:18:05,593 --> 01:18:07,291 [flames crackling] 1573 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,815 You know, I try to bring art into my work, I really do, 1574 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:11,774 but investment bankers just don't see it. 1575 01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:12,818 -They don't see it. -Yeah, 1576 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:15,038 but it's not too late, you know? 1577 01:18:15,168 --> 01:18:17,780 -No, it is. I--I don't have any other skills. 1578 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:19,303 -This is very limiting, you know? 1579 01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:20,913 This is very limiting talk. 1580 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,262 You should take yourself more seriously. 1581 01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:23,742 -Nah. -Yeah. 1582 01:18:24,003 --> 01:18:25,831 -Nah. I wouldn't even know where to start. 1583 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:26,832 -I'll tell you where you start. 1584 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:29,226 You start with still life, 1585 01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:33,796 and then you move on to portraits or abstract. 1586 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:35,841 I mean, anything. You can go in any direction, man. 1587 01:18:35,972 --> 01:18:37,277 -I--I--You should... -Hey... 1588 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:39,366 You fucked my wife. 1589 01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:40,541 Don't inspire me. 1590 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:48,898 [both laugh] 1591 01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:51,422 -I always thought I'd be further along than I am. 1592 01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:57,210 -Yeah, you're borderline one of those sad cases. 1593 01:18:58,342 --> 01:18:59,517 -Dang it. 1594 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:05,828 -But listen. I know it wasn't for everyone, 1595 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:12,356 but I really cried when I read your book. 1596 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:14,140 -You did? -Yeah. 1597 01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:17,404 There is this one beautiful moment 1598 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:20,103 in the last chapter 1599 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:22,801 where the lead character stops pretending 1600 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,629 that everything is going to be okay. 1601 01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:31,549 [smooches] 1602 01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,290 -That's my favorite bit. 1603 01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:35,640 -Hey, Debs. 1604 01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:36,684 He doesn't believe us. 1605 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:38,686 -No. -What do you mean? 1606 01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:42,995 -This guy doesn't believe us. 1607 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,262 -Ha! 1608 01:19:49,393 --> 01:19:51,177 -I don't see no tree. 1609 01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,440 -[Debs] Ah! -Oh! Whoa-ho-ho. 1610 01:19:53,571 --> 01:19:55,007 -What did I say? 1611 01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:56,792 -[Debs] We found it. -What did I say?! 1612 01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,576 -I knew we'd find it. -Well, shit. 1613 01:19:58,706 --> 01:19:59,795 -I was wrong. -Look. 1614 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:01,535 -All right. -Inches. 1615 01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:02,580 -All right. -Inches... 1616 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,321 -Inches. -All right. 1617 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:05,975 -Where--how did it happen? -He was there and I was there. 1618 01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:06,758 -[Mitch] We were... -[Debs] There, right there. 1619 01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:07,890 -[Mitch] And then it was... 1620 01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:09,674 [overlapping chatter] 1621 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,197 -[Melanie laughs] -[Josh] It just fell? 1622 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:12,503 -A deer... 1623 01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:15,767 [overlapping chatter] 1624 01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:16,942 -Hey. 1625 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,378 Hey, hey, guys! 1626 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,730 What time is it? 1627 01:20:26,734 --> 01:20:27,605 -[Mitch chuckles] -Yes. 1628 01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:29,389 -[Mitch laughs] -Yes. 1629 01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:38,746 [whimsical music] 1630 01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:40,183 [Mitch chuckling] 1631 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,186 -Whooh! 1632 01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:09,212 -Yeaaahhh! -Whooooooohh! 1633 01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:11,170 -Aww! -Aaaaahhh! 1634 01:21:11,301 --> 01:21:12,911 [laughs] 1635 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:38,981 -Come here often? 1636 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,245 -I'm new in town actually. 1637 01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:46,031 -Hey, um, 1638 01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:51,428 I know that I have a ton of work to do. 1639 01:21:51,558 --> 01:21:52,864 -The lion's share. -No. You...you don't have to. 1640 01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,083 -And I know this is my fault, and I know that you hate me. 1641 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:54,910 -Hey, Josh. 1642 01:21:57,695 --> 01:21:58,826 I needed him. 1643 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,092 The musician, Danny. 1644 01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:05,355 That's where I go all day. 1645 01:22:05,485 --> 01:22:06,791 I've been writing my book at his house 1646 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,140 because I can't write when I'm with you. 1647 01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:20,239 I haven't been able to speak, and I've gotten really quiet. 1648 01:22:20,370 --> 01:22:23,112 If you notice that, that I've gotten, like, 1649 01:22:23,242 --> 01:22:24,896 I've gotten small. 1650 01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:26,506 And it's not all your fault, 1651 01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:29,161 because I--I--I turned to stone at a certain point, 1652 01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,033 like, I didn't recognize the person 1653 01:22:31,163 --> 01:22:32,382 I was sleeping in bed next to 1654 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,949 and I should have just reached out to you 1655 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,907 but instead of reaching out to you, I just... 1656 01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:37,082 I turned to stone. 1657 01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:40,825 And--and [sighs] and when I was with him, 1658 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,741 I could--I could feel everything and I could smile, 1659 01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:47,092 and it all just... it was all there for me. 1660 01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:50,835 And I don't know why that happened, 1661 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,402 and I'm sorry. 1662 01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:56,754 -Did you sleep with him? 1663 01:22:56,884 --> 01:22:57,885 -No. 1664 01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,583 -Debs. -Never. No. 1665 01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:03,021 -Mm. 1666 01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:10,550 [sighs deeply] 1667 01:23:20,343 --> 01:23:21,431 -[Josh sniffles] 1668 01:23:21,561 --> 01:23:24,738 Hi. Uh, I'm Josh. 1669 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,392 I'm a photographer. 1670 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:27,915 Not actually the best on my team, 1671 01:23:28,046 --> 01:23:29,917 but I'm a good leader. 1672 01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:32,181 I'm kind. 1673 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:38,361 I'm slightly insecure about getting older 1674 01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:41,755 and my body and whether I'm actually funny 1675 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:46,238 or if I'm just good at telling other people's punchlines... 1676 01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:50,286 and, oh, man, I really love my wife. 1677 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:53,419 And I would really like for her to try and get to know me now 1678 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:56,553 [sniffles] without all of the, um, [sniffles]... 1679 01:23:56,683 --> 01:23:59,686 without any aspirations or, like, bullshit and just--just, 1680 01:23:59,817 --> 01:24:02,124 uh...Right? 1681 01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:03,690 And if we can't find our way back, 1682 01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:05,344 then we'll be done. 1683 01:24:05,475 --> 01:24:06,476 But not until we try. 1684 01:24:06,606 --> 01:24:09,435 Please. Please. 1685 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:15,485 [Debs crying] 1686 01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:16,181 [Debs sniffles] 1687 01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:22,187 [uplifting music] 1688 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,066 [sniffles] 1689 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,854 -Hi, Josh. 1690 01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:38,943 I'm Debbie. 1691 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,292 -Hey. 1692 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,299 -[Debs] I like my twig. 1693 01:24:49,388 --> 01:24:54,176 [uplifting music continues] 1694 01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:14,152 [ice scraping on windshield] 1695 01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:19,026 -Well? -Yep, I'll see you. 1696 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,115 -Or not. 1697 01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:26,251 -Okay. So, uh, you're going to want to get gas 1698 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,731 before you hit the freeways. 1699 01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:30,299 And make sure that the lady's voice on the map 1700 01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:33,258 is super loud so that you don't miss any of the turns. 1701 01:25:33,389 --> 01:25:34,216 [Melanie chuckles] 1702 01:25:35,695 --> 01:25:37,175 -It's icy. 1703 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,093 -You'll be fine. 1704 01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:45,662 -Yeah, but... a little bit scared. 1705 01:25:45,792 --> 01:25:46,967 -You'll be fine. 1706 01:25:59,066 --> 01:26:00,503 -How long are you staying? 1707 01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:05,160 [snowblower whirring] 1708 01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:12,254 -I have no idea. 1709 01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:16,258 -I'll be at my parents' in case of emergency. 1710 01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,307 [car engine starts, idling] 1711 01:26:23,743 --> 01:26:24,570 [hood closes] 1712 01:26:31,447 --> 01:26:32,839 [door closes] [car door closes] 1713 01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:34,276 [car engine starts] 1714 01:26:34,406 --> 01:26:39,977 -[sighs] Okay... 1715 01:26:45,635 --> 01:26:47,202 Okay. [clears throat] 1716 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:51,206 [Debs giggling] 1717 01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:08,048 -I'll be seeing you. 1718 01:27:09,876 --> 01:27:11,051 -You will, yeah. 1719 01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:13,880 [slight chuckle] Of course. 1720 01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:18,581 Do you need a pep talk? 1721 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,060 -Always. 1722 01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,023 -Hey. 1723 01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:30,636 I left something on the table for you to read 1724 01:27:30,767 --> 01:27:32,159 if you have time to read it. 1725 01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,859 -I do. 1726 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:37,426 And you should give it to Josh, too. 1727 01:27:41,081 --> 01:27:42,300 -Okay. 1728 01:27:57,837 --> 01:28:00,362 [melancholy music playing] 1729 01:28:00,492 --> 01:28:01,319 [car door opens] 1730 01:28:09,936 --> 01:28:10,459 [car door shuts] 1731 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:16,029 [smooches] [Josh sniffs deeply] 1732 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,335 [smooches] 1733 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:31,784 Okay. 1734 01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:45,363 [music continues] 1735 01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:50,602 [upbeat music] 1736 01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:13,468 [serene jazz music]